My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
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How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
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Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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