I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
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Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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