it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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