wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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