I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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