Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
this just has baby written all over it
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
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Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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