Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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