If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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