your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
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oh my god i'm in a crawl space
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
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Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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