Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
