Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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