My hair reeks of homosexuality.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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