We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
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