Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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