u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
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I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
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All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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