Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
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i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
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Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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