Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Let's paint friendship bongs
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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