Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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