If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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