so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
