she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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