you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Help. Why am I so naked?
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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