Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
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Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
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Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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