some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
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That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
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I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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