Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
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Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
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Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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