Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Randomize
