I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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