All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
