Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
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Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
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I have feelings that need drinking.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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