so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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