Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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