my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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