yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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