I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Say something about gay babies.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
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Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
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Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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