Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
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you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
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My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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