Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
