I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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