I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
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This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
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I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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