i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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