I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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