Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
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I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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