She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
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Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
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My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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