I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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