i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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