I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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