I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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