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say what?
wanna hang out?
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
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We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
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The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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