He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Randomize
