his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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