I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
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My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
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The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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