Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
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One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
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Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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