If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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