You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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